Dear Readers/Correspondents – welcome to Whiff of Cordite, the world’s first artificially intelligent rugby blog.

Ever thought about the following:

• Who is the best scrum half in Ireland, and why doesn’t he play for them?
• Why the English Championship is so streamlined?
• Are South Africa staring down the RWC barrel?
• Who called Lesley Vainikolo the “next big thing”?

Then you will like this.

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Egg Chaser & Palla Ovale